{"product_id":"afterschool-satan-club-water-bottle","title":"Afterschool Satan Club Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"668\"\u003eShow your support for D\u0026amp;D club and secular education with the \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"168\" data-end=\"251\"\u003eAfterSchool Satan Club (aka D\u0026amp;D Club) Waterbottle\u003c\/strong\u003e—a bold, high-quality accessory featuring a goat head design. This waterbottle nods to The Satanic Temple’s After‑School Satan Club initiative, which emphasizes critical thinking, science, creativity, and imaginative play—not religious conversion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"670\" data-end=\"673\"\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"732\" data-start=\"202\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"384\" data-start=\"202\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"384\" data-start=\"204\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"218\" data-start=\"204\"\u003eIdeal for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"221\" data-start=\"218\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003e– 80s\/90s kids and 'gen Xers' embracing nostalgia and irony\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"263\" data-start=\"260\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003e– D\u0026amp;D and TTRPG fans recalling the era when “D\u0026amp;D books were treated like devil worship”\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"489\" data-start=\"386\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"489\" data-start=\"388\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"407\" data-start=\"388\"\u003eVintage Design:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-end=\"410\" data-start=\"407\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"relative -mx-px my-[-0.2rem] rounded px-px py-[0.2rem] transition-colors duration-100 ease-in-out\"\u003e– Retro circular layout with bold “Afterschool Satan Club\" typeface around the illustrated goat head \u003c\/span\u003e \u003cspan data-state=\"closed\" class=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation\u003cbr\u003e• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw\u003cbr\u003e• 32 oz. (950 ml)\u003cbr\u003e• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)\u003cbr\u003e• Glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e• Rotating handle\u003cbr\u003e• Comes with an anti-slip patch\u003cbr\u003e• Blank product sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eDisclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eC (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eD (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e32 oz\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e9 ⅞\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e10 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e3 ⅛\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Dodecadonuts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50715875016991,"sku":"3263370_20175","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0824\/4710\/6335\/files\/stainless-steel-water-bottle-with-a-straw-lid-white-32-oz-right-6a55b46548bab.jpg?v=1784001645","url":"https:\/\/www.dodecadonuts.com\/products\/afterschool-satan-club-water-bottle","provider":"Dodecadonuts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}