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Cocaine Bear

Cocaine Bear Vinyl Sticker – When Forest Watch Gets Wild

$5.00 USD
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Buckle up for the unexpected—a cheeky parody mash‑up of Smokey Bear with a twist: his ranger hat now reads “Cocaine,” flipping the forest-protection icon into a mischievous, meme-ready legend. This die‑cut vinyl sticker is perfect for pranksters, parody lovers, and collectors of bold counter-culture art.


Key Features

  • Who It's For:
    – Meme fans, parody art collectors & satirical humor lovers
    – Outdoorsy folks with a taste for absurdity & unexpected pop culture mash-ups
    – Ideal for decorating water bottles, laptops, car bumpers, and more

  • Design Highlights:
    – Iconic Smokey Bear face and ranger hat—now cheekily rebranded to “Cocaine”
    – Parses the classic “Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires” tone, twisted into humorous rebellion ([turn0search1])

  • Quality You Can Count On:
    – Printed on premium vinyl—waterproof, UV-resistant, and scratch-proof
    – Clean kiss-cut edges and bubble-free adhesive—ready for smooth, easy application
    – Approximately 3.5″ across, versatile enough for most personal items

  • Eco-Conscious Packaging:
    – Shipped in protective, recyclable sleeves—ideal for gifting or personal use