Afterschool Satan Club Stainless steel water bottle with a straw lid

Show your support for D&D club and secular education with the AfterSchool Satan Club (aka D&D Club) Waterbottle—a bold, high-quality accessory featuring a goat head design. This waterbottle nods to The Satanic Temple’s After‑School Satan Club initiative, which emphasizes critical thinking, science, creativity, and imaginative play—not religious conversion.

• Ideal for:
  – 80s/90s kids and 'gen Xers' embracing nostalgia and irony
  – D&D and TTRPG fans recalling the era when “D&D books were treated like devil worship” 
  

• Vintage Design:
  – Retro circular layout with bold “Afterschool Satan Club" typeface around the illustrated goat head  

Stay hydrated all day with this 32 oz (950 ml) water bottle. It’s ideal for workouts or busy days, with a wide-mouth foldable straw for spill-free sipping and a rotating handle for easy carrying.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch
• Blank product sourced from China

Disclaimer: Not dishwasher or microwave safe. Hand-wash only.

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